My name is Ben. I'm 17 and nothing much going on here just being funny as hell

 

jakeenglish:

jakeenglish:

My mom mixed two half empty dish soaps and it made a gradient of cleanliness

i told my mom about how her soapy creation got me 400 notes on the internet and she told me to get a job

jakeenglish:

jakeenglish:

My mom mixed two half empty dish soaps and it made a gradient of cleanliness

i told my mom about how her soapy creation got me 400 notes on the internet and she told me to get a job

bethmai:

congratulations on reading the book before it was made into a film

you win: nothing

(Source: moaninglisasmile)

I just want to be the person you miss at 3am.

Beau Taplin - Firstly, let me be the absence in your chest, secondly, let me be the one who fills it.  (via minoverboard)

(Source: melisica)